Good ones

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

If you see a man approaching with the obvious intent of doing you good, run for your life.

Learn to be sincere. Even if you have to fake it.

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

When you don’t know what you are doing, do it NEATLY.

Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else.

Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

Anything is possible, but nothing is easy.

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don’t.

Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

Anybody can win — unless there happens to be a second entry.

Always keep a record of data. It indicates you’ve been working.

Names starting with ‘A’

It seems very peculiar that most continents and countries whose names begin with the letter ‘A’ also end with the same letter and the only exceptions are :
Azerbaijan and Afghanistan.

Asia
Africa
Australia
Albania
Algeria
Andorra
Angola
Antigua and Barbuda
Argentina
Armenia
Australia
Austria
Azerbaijan
Afghanistan