Proof?!

Harward maths proof of the most important theorem of life!

1. To find a woman, you need time and money,therefore,
woman = time x money.
2. “Time is Money”, so,
time = money
3. Which implies,
woman = money x money
therefore woman = (money)^2
4. “Money is the root of all problems”, so,
money = sqrt(problems)
5. Therefore,
woman = (sqrt(problems))^2
woman = problems!

Hmmm, i dunno, but i believe its sort of true!

Poetry

Am not so interested in Poetry, but i find the following two, totally good….

Daffodils
William Wordsworth
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o’er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never – ending line
Along the margin of a bay;
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out – did the sparkling waves in glee.
A poet could not be but gay.
In such a jocund company;
I gazed – and gazed – but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought

For often when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils

Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening
Robert Frost
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear
and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both
ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : “…And are you sure you love me and
no one else ?”
Boyfriend : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
yesterday”.

2) Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need
it, but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need
it”.

3) Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?”
Pupil : “A teacher”.

4) Waiter : “Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer : “What other colors do you have?”

5) My father is so old that when he was in school,
history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”.

7) Tom : “How should I convey the news to my father
that I’ve failed?”
David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared,
past year’s performance repeated”.

Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?”
Student : “Brotherly love”.

9) Teacher : “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?”
Sam : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good
cook”.

10) Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering
doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show
that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth
case I’ve treated. The others all died”.

11) Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?”
One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married
on the same day and
at the same time.”

12) Teacher : ” George Washington not only chopped
down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
One Student: ” Because George still had the axe in is
hand.”